Skaters
| Skater | Number | Position | Derby-versary |
|---|---|---|---|
| Abitude | 0121 | Captain/Blocker/Jammer | 2017 |
| Andy Cyclone | 925 | Alumnae | 2017 |
| Big Rig Britt | 104 | Blocker/Jammer | 2025 |
| Bomb Jovi | 42 | Blocker | 2016 |
| Block Ness Monster | 1213 | Blocker | 2025 |
| Bratty Long Legs | 531 | Blocker/Jammer | 2023 |
| Buggy | 910 | Jammer | 2025 |
| Buzzkill Badger | 14 | TBD | 2025 |
| Capt'n Blackout | 99 | Blocker | 2013 |
| Chili con Carnage | 642 | Blocker | 2023 |
| Darth Skater | 66 | Blocker/Jammer | 2024 |
| Dilemma | 62 | Retired Active Volunteer Medic | 2025 |
| Ditto | 132 | Blocker | 2024 |
| Edgar Allan Blow | 23 | Blocker | 2022 |
| Grim Roller | 3366 | Blocker | 2022 |
| Her Royal Thighness | 707 | Blocker | 2024 |
| Hot-Mess Express | 24 | Blocker/Jammer | 2024 |
| Java Sparkles | 1369 | Blocker | 2015 |
| Jupiter | 77 | Blocker | 2022 |
| Kamikaze Kelly | 309 | Jammer | 2024 |
| Kassaroll | 25 | Blocker | 2022 |
| Kry Me A River | 579 | TBD | 2025 |
| Laura Jane Disgrace | 742 | Blocker | 2023 |
| Lefty | 310 | Jammer | 2025 |
| Lo-Ki Trouble | 0810 | Retired Active Volunteer | 2025 |
| Mean Bean | 20 | Blocker | 2018 |
| Mega Moo | 8675 | Retired Active Volunteer | 2023 |
| Murphy's Law | 24 | Retired Active Volunteer | 2025 |
| Rainer Shine | 19 | TBD | 2025 |
| Rampage | 131 | Blocker/Jammer | 2017 |
| Raven Lunachick | 8 | Blocker | 2023 |
| Rowdy Rose | 20 | Referee | 2025 |
| Rushin' Bruisette | 58 | Blocker/Jammer | 2016 |
| Shan-Nanigans | 1035 | Blocker | 2025 |
| Shoe Make 'Er Cry | 528 | Blocker | 2025 |
| Smashbox Twenty | 2020 | Retired Active Volunteer Merch | 2023 |
| Strawberry Poundcake | 219 | Blocker | 2025 |
| Swamp Smasher | 225 | Blocker | 2024 |
| The Big Bad Bolf | 747 | Blocker | 2025 |
| Trauma Queen | 9 | Jammer | 2022 |
| Wingleader | 75 | Retired Active Volunteer Medic | 2025 |